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the bibble 

The most important book in all of mankind/human history, etc.

filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.

Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.

The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.

The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
the bibble is banned in most places but that’s never stopped humanity lol

If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin

Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay

Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this

Girl 1: ….??

Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble

Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!

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the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!

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Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!

People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man

catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!

people: *rolls eyes*

muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs

muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE

hindus: *nervously sweating*

“The Bibble”
the bibble by bugabugatti@$$ May 17, 2022

Fill in the beaks 

the act of “insert action” to poachy smalls, it can mean a variety of things so long as it’s applying to the beak aka “poachy”

Ie, to fulfill a task with Poachy or complete an assignment with the aid of poachy/ receiving her help to complete a task

To “fill in the beaks” is , well, TO FILL IN THE BEAKS !
I be blastin that ass like a beak
Make ya poach squeak

Help me clap them cheeks
So I can fill in the beaks

Guy 1: man I gotta finish that philosophy exam, I better fill in the beaks

*calls a chicken over the phone*

“If you are to pass that test you best fill in the beaks”

Without the beak one cannot fill in the beaks
Fill in the beaks by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022

the beans are talkin’

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

taste the bush 

To invite oral sex , ask for having oral sex , refer to the pussy!
she's hot , let's taste the bush!
taste the bush by Bryx January 13, 2016

The Bibble 

Holy (or “unholy”) book conceived by The Forbidden One which compiles most if not ALL of the worlds knowledge and any secrets of mankind that this earth has to offer, most of it contains forbidden knowledge which is not surprising considering who made this book.

A truly masterful work of literature and religious text that rivals even the Bible, torah , quran and other religious scriptures.

The bibble is often “mistaken” for a devils bible but if one were to examine it it’s quite apparent that it’s something MORE PROFOUND AND GENIUS.

what exactly the bibble contains is information that one can only dream of and top secret info to die for, whoever seeks answers ought to grab a copy before the wrong people try to the ban the book.
The bibble is mankind’s answer to religious enslavement and brainwashing

“I’m going to trade my bible for a copy of the bibble

junior’s bibble is possibly on the most significant and revolutionary creations in ALL OF HISTORY
poachy smalls, or poshy. Depending on what her current name or iteration of said name is, but typically the beak is referring to poshticles who’s property of The Forbidden One.

The beak is often seen in the tik toks of old J or even his Instagram and has appeared in his videos as well, it’s best never to mention her or even disrespect her for June takes IT VERY SERIOUSLY and is overly protective of her.

As said in the bibble as revealed to the prophet “weinacus”

“No one goes to the beak except through me” juniorisms 6:65
The beak is part of the prince of chaos’ line of hierarchy and familiars

Poshticles (botched) is the beak

June is the beaks owner and dad, and although can be distant is usually closer than one can expect

The beak, a farm animal or young child that’s highly connected to Junior

protect the booty and not be fruity 

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!
According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.