1 definition by bugabugatti@$$
The most important book in all of mankind/human history, etc.
filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.
The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.
The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
the bibble is banned in most places but that’s never stopped humanity lol
If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin
Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
____
the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
___
Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin
Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
____
the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
___
Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
by bugabugatti@$$ May 17, 2022