Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.

Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.

by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.

Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”

by 420blaze it May 14, 2018

No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying

Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"

by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020

Franchise stretching

When a studio adds another film to a existing movie franchise in order to make a easy profit off of a film with a pre-established reputation. This could be a legacy sequel, prequel or a reboot. It is a cash grab in other world.

I am seeing online that they are making Scream 7. *sighs* They are really franchise stretching this series.

by OpinionatedJunkie August 18, 2024

7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.

Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!

by Rajendrankumaraswamy June 12, 2023

Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.

Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!

by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024