The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

The Jesus

Someone that nobody fucks with.

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!" - The Jesus

by shnoogins07 December 20, 2008

black jesus

A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.

Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.

Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."

by Quivver July 18, 2006

East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

by Light Joker November 4, 2004

a jesus

Something really amazing that someone did.

Boy: "I got 98% on that test about the economic revolution in southern Russia during the time of Stalin's rule, even though it was supposedly really hard and everyone was freaking out about it, especially that one girl with the really ugly hair. Christ, she's crazy."

Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"

by Awoo September 22, 2006

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

black jesus

man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech

www.templeofblackjesus.com

by austin July 27, 2004