by tcagle October 14, 2007
Boy: "I got 98% on that test about the economic revolution in southern Russia during the time of Stalin's rule, even though it was supposedly really hard and everyone was freaking out about it, especially that one girl with the really ugly hair. Christ, she's crazy."
Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"
Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"
by Awoo September 21, 2006
Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.
by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006
by arjaywheeler November 12, 2007
Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.
by I am not going to tell you September 10, 2018
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
the Prince of Peace, the Son of Man, the Lamb of God, the Great I Am, He's the Alpha and Omega, our God and Our Savior, He is Jesus Christ our Lord, He is, He is.
Jesus died on the cross to save sinners, who are destined to burn in Hell for all eternity. however, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God saved him from the dead, you will be saved." says the Bible. and by saved, you won't burn in Hell for all eternity. you will go to heaven when you die and be in the presence of the most wonderful being in the entire universe.
by wereadlfja; September 11, 2010