How's life?

A question that is asked and should be answered by yes. Because if not, the other person feels awkward.

Person 1:How's life?
Person 2: good.
Person 1: nice.
Person 2: how about you?
Person 1: terrible
Person 2 ( in their head) : ah Sh**.

How's life? by hhhkkjhjnnnnnjkinn May 28, 2018

quarter life crisis 

The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.

No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!

quarter life crisis by JBInc May 12, 2004

low life 

someone that has to change her kids food stamp to support her cocaine habit

Evelyn Adorno is a low life.
LOSER

low life by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Half-Life 

1:
Half the time it takes for a radioactive substance to decay.

2:
Extreamly popular game, developed by the company VALVe. Yeah, that's how you spell it. With those capitals and that lower-case e.

The game is extreamly popular, boasting an impressive AI and great graphics (for its time). The mod community made that even better, with one of its best mods, Counter-Strike, being able to go commercial and make a profit. This, in turn, started getting people to think of the OTHER great mods in the mod community, namely Sven Coop, Day of Defeat, and The Specialist are all mods that come to mind.

Damn, this game is huge! I've been playing this since 1998, and it's still fun! Thanks mod community, and thanks VALVe!

Half-Life by Brakman October 7, 2004

The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.

The Miracle of Life by T.F. Norman October 16, 2008

low life 

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

low life by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

Suck at life 

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

Suck at life by Jeff October 26, 2004