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Tighty-whities 

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.
The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

Tightness confirmed 

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).
" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"
Tightness confirmed by XVT May 4, 2006
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you get me so tight 

getting your butthole tight. nothing like a good butt clenching.
definitely not about being upset at something.
Oh you get me so tight. (my butt is getting tight)

tiger toes 

A toe that enters into a woman's vagina.
1) Baby, put those tiger toes inside of me!!!

2) Look at these sexy toes, if I put them inside of you, they'll make you scream (especially the BIG one)

3) Purr, baby, purr like a tiger toe.
tiger toes by Jenny Lavenson December 3, 2010

Tigard Oregon 

Tigard is the worst suburb of Portland, Oregon which is in the worst state in the universe. That would be Oregon.

Tigard, Oregon is a lower class suburb of tacky houses, loads of petty crimes, out of control teenagers with issues and terrible parents with no sense of responsibility. It is fugly, fugly, fugly with lots of tacky streets full of fugly pickup trucks and minivans. Tigard is UGLY. Did I say Tigard is UGLY? That is because Tigard is UGLY.

The main street of Tigard which is, creatively, called Main Street is full of broken down buildings underneath an overpass that just rains down dust and grime. It is a truly sad little place.

Tigard is like one big tacky strip mall (even the actual malls feel like tacky strip malls) surrounded by parking lots and highways. The houses and the people are just an after thought. Tigard, Oregon is just one big traffic roundabout belching noise, dust, grime and pollutants.

Tigard has no sense of city planning. Tigard is a mess. Tigard is one big, wet mess. There are jumbled houses and apartments and condos all mashed together. Weeds grow everywhere in Tigard.

In civilized places with a better class of people parents watch their children but noooooo that would be too difficult for the inept parents of Tigard, Oregon.
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Tigard family of Tigard Oregon
Tigard house in Tigard Oregon
Tigard Oregon by pdssssf June 8, 2011
To bounce around or move happily in a hyper fashion.
Ever since I broke my mom's vase she thinks that I tigger too much.
Tigger by Bret Miller November 15, 2007