Dirkin' Out

Is when, typically a male but not always, becomes infatuated with someone to the extent that they talk about nothing other than that person and how amazing he/she might be.

Symptoms: Pinyan Syndrome, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, spending less time with friends, and change in mood.

Dude, Ronnie is totally dirkin' out, about this chick that he met at Dollar General.

by Dr. Depper May 17, 2011

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag June 30, 2014

dirkalope

A very cunning, crafty, and darkly humorous creature. Sex appeal is it's super power.

The awesome party host is a total dirkalope. Some people have all the luck.

by Bekah November 30, 2014

dirkbag

one who is a dick, jerk, and douchebag

That dad is a fucking dirkbag

by thaGod September 21, 2015

Dirka

Undercover opp

There a Dirka over there warn the homies not to steal.

by Sizzle-d December 22, 2016

dirko

A random guy with no life

There is dirkos every where

by qeoubcoqdsbcphasbd October 30, 2017

Dirkeeper

When someone hordes everything they are a Dirkeeper

Example:
Bob: Hey man you need to get rid of your stuff.
Angel: No man I need it...
Amir: What a Dirkeeper

by Gayasbitsh August 21, 2018