D.T.M.L. 

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.

She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."

D.T.M.L. by LEEO69 November 15, 2015

tmm 

Tamam ist the Turkish word and it basically just means ok. It was adopted by the german youth brought over by children of immigrants.

Phil: When does the train arrive?
Leon: in about 5 minutes.

Phil: tmm

tmm by Beng_Wang January 14, 2022

tmd

A Chinese abbreviation for "Damn it"

TMD, I dented my tuba

tmd by Bin September 7, 2003

tmz 

A celebrity news source comprised of achingly annoying paparazzi and are completely oblivious to how pathetic and boring their news is. They will disturb a celebrity so much to simply get an aggravated reaction to report on. The organization on the whole is like a car crash-- you can't look away (at least for a minute) because of how stupid they are, which is why they're still around.

(Real Example)
TMZ Reporter 1: Johnny Knoxville was at LAX with a stuffed panda bear.
TMZ Reporter 2: What was he doing with a stuffed panda bear?
TMZ Reporter 1: I dunno.
TMZ Reporter 2: THOSE CRAZY CELEBS. PRINT IT!

tmz by Douglas Young January 13, 2008

TMG

' take mans girl'
commonly used in the london used to refer to a man taking a next mans gyal.

dshaun: whys this girl calling me for
john: bruv yuu cant do that still dats your gyalliee patten up before i tmg her.

TMG by iiidccc.xse April 19, 2019

TMTT 

Too Much To Text.

An abbreviation for something that is too long to explain or send via text message.

It's a long story, tmtt. I'll call you.

TMTT by jclk July 27, 2008

Pathological TMIer 

The Pathological TMIer has the tendency to blurt out far too much personal information that would have been better left unsaid. Similar to a Pathological Liar, they can't seem to keep the information inside, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it may sound to others. They have no shame regarding their blatant use of TMI (Too Much Information). On the other hand, the Pathological TMIer ALWAYS tells the truth, even in cases where a lie would most likely be better for their reputation.

"Last night I had a wet dream involving SeaBiscuit."
-Pathological TMIer

"Your Father and I went skinny dipping in the moonlight. There were three full moons."
-Pathological TMIer

"I named my aborted twin fetuses Winnie and Pooh."
-Pathological TMIer

"Just so you know, Yeast Infections taste pretty good!"
-Pathological TMIer

Pathological TMIer by Amyzing69 August 5, 2009