Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.

Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!

by jclk March 28, 2008

Verection

When a female becomes sexually aroused.

Chick: Damn boy, when you talk naughty like that I get a verection!

by jclk March 28, 2008

TMTT

Too Much To Text.

An abbreviation for something that is too long to explain or send via text message.

It's a long story, tmtt. I'll call you.

by jclk April 28, 2008