3 definitions by Amyzing69

Hippiester

One who has the characteristics of both a hippie and a hipster. Female hippiesters are often seen with their pit hair flowing freely from the arm holes of their American Apparel tanktops.

"Ugh, did you smell that?? Twas the BO of that chick in the neon jumpsuit. That diry hippiester."

"What smells worse than a car full of hippiesters listening to the latest Black Kids record? Nothing!"

by Amyzing69 August 12, 2008

Pathological TMIer

The Pathological TMIer has the tendency to blurt out far too much personal information that would have been better left unsaid. Similar to a Pathological Liar, they can't seem to keep the information inside, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it may sound to others. They have no shame regarding their blatant use of TMI (Too Much Information). On the other hand, the Pathological TMIer ALWAYS tells the truth, even in cases where a lie would most likely be better for their reputation.

"Last night I had a wet dream involving SeaBiscuit."
-Pathological TMIer

"Your Father and I went skinny dipping in the moonlight. There were three full moons."
-Pathological TMIer

"I named my aborted twin fetuses Winnie and Pooh."
-Pathological TMIer

"Just so you know, Yeast Infections taste pretty good!"
-Pathological TMIer

by Amyzing69 August 5, 2009

tagxiety

The anxiety you feel when you receive an email notification that someone has tagged photos of you on facebook. Tagxiety usually involves sweaty palms and a frantic attempt to log on to facebook to A) make sure the photos are acceptable or B) untag said photos before anyone has a chance to see their complete fugliness.

That photographer keeps tagging horrible pictures of me at karaoke night... doesn't he know I have high tagxiety?!?! I look like I'm sucking a microphone dick!

by Amyzing69 March 18, 2011