tmd

A Chinese abbreviation for "Damn it"

TMD, I dented my tuba

by Bin September 08, 2003

tmd

Muslim acronym for: The Muslim Dream

Somebody who is both religious, and the hottest thing ever.

Who is that ridiculously delicious human being, praying?

That stud is TMD.

by craftierthanu May 20, 2010

tmd

Can be used in a couple ways.
1. Touch My Dick

2. Touching My Dick

3. Touches My Dick

And can even be used in other ways like:

4. Touch YOUR Dick, etc.

5. Touch HIS/HER Dick, etc.

1. "Oh yeah bitch? Tmd."

2. "Hey what are you doing?" "I'm tmd."

3. "I hope she tmd."

4. "Smd? I'll tyd."

5. "What did you do with him?" "I tmd..."

by Oh yeah? Wanna go? July 10, 2010

tmd

To my dick

"Fuck wuteva you jack that shit tmd"

by FAINT! June 02, 2023

tmd

to my dick

him : aliyah just robbed me &’ stole my money

her : wow she’s a bitch .. aliyah tmd

by aliyah valencia February 09, 2021

TMD

A sentence that is similar to TND (total nigger death) but it’s ment for muslims. Commonly used by islamophobes Also used as “Totally magnificent day”
T = Total
M = Muslim
D = Death

Person 1: Have a TMD
Person 2: 💀

by eimzzzz August 19, 2023

TMD

他媽的 meaning f*ck in Chinese. In the phonetic system it is spelled "ta ma de". That's where the TMD comes from.

1. Aw, TMD! She didn't pickup and I have called her 5,000 times already.

2. Stop TMDing with me. It ain't cool bro.

by UrbanPerson June 13, 2015