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A celebrity news source comprised of achingly annoying paparazzi and are completely oblivious to how pathetic and boring their news is. They will disturb a celebrity so much to simply get an aggravated reaction to report on. The organization on the whole is like a car crash-- you can't look away (at least for a minute) because of how stupid they are, which is why they're still around.
(Real Example)
TMZ Reporter 1: Johnny Knoxville was at LAX with a stuffed panda bear.
TMZ Reporter 2: What was he doing with a stuffed panda bear?
TMZ Reporter 1: I dunno.
by Douglas Young January 04, 2008
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A website/TV show run by people who wish they were as famous and desired as the pinky fingers of the people they so ardently bash.
Portly female TMZ employee eating a 1/2 lb piece of birthday cake: Did you see that picture of Britney Spears outside the Starbucks on Rodeo? SHE'S SO FAT!!

Middle-aged male TMZ employee with hair plugs: God, Dustin Hoffman looks so old!

Morbidly obese 20-something male TMZ employee with acne: lawlz, in this picture, Paris Hilton has a dimple of cellulite on the back of her left thigh! What a fatass!
by slinkychang July 19, 2008
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'TMZ' stands for "Thirty Mile Zone," a term which originated in the 1960's. Due to the growth of 'on location' shoots, studios established a "thirty mile zone" to monitor the regulations of shooting throughout Hollywood. The zone was originally centered in Los Angeles around the old offices of The Association of Motion Pictures and Television Producers at Beverly and La Cienega Boulevards in California. It was often said that "Everything entertainment happens in the 'Thirty Mile Zone.'" So essentially, the "Thirty Mile Zone" represents the epicenter of Hollywood. Also- you see/hear this reference on the celebrity gossip show/site ""
I saw on where Britney Spears had her baby on her lap while driving.
by chris982832 May 12, 2008
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Someone who is always recording/taking videos of others with their phone.
"Why do you keep recording bruh, stop being TMZ."
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by SuperJ7 December 12, 2017
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TMZ stands for " tickle my zoin " (zoin meaning genitals)

it is a sexual term commonly used in the eastern region of the united states among teenagers during "sexting".
Sam- " TMZ Joe? ;)"
Joe- " Whats TMZ?"
Sam- " tickle my zoin silly"

Joe- " oh damn, yes! "
by lolingallday November 29, 2011
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Tomorrow; used in txting
C u tmz m8 down at the bus park.
by piwi March 28, 2005
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