scooted

getting turned up

Let's get scooted tonight

scooted by 1y2986453y6 February 10, 2017

scoota skatt 

To be describe as leaving in a hurry, or taking quick action to do something.

While I was Shagging Sydney her father came into the room, so I took action and had to scoota skatt.

scoota skatt by Heatheledger March 30, 2017

scooterbob 

neighborhood rapist chasing kids with light up scooter

old scooterbob always trying to get the kids

scooterbob by scooterbob May 16, 2017

sbootching 

Sbootching is the act of booties pressing against other booties.

Did you hear that everyone was sbootching at her party

sbootching by Dawson Hinder July 13, 2017

Scootacakemiaphile 

Scootacakemiaphile is a person who has sexual intercourse with a scooter that is on. You will gently insert your male genitalia into the exhaust pipe wich should be very hot. When your genitalia is fully inside of it you give the scooter max revs. When your foreskin is completely burned you pull out and fuck a cat while fisting an 80 year old man with leukemia.

Mike: "Did you see what Paul did to that 80 year old man and his cat?"
Jake: "Yeah well he did fuck his scooter too so I'm pretty sure he is scootacakemiaphile"

Scootacakemiaphile by ThatWeirdGuyFromTheInternet November 9, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

Shoot The Dog by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

shoot me off 

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

shoot me off by Jessefro December 8, 2017