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Dede

Someones alternate personality who tends to be more exciting and all around more fun to be around than the actual person

Dede says no, Dede get’s what she wants. Therefore, Dede gets her man Willis

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Civil Rights Beam Cannon

An attack Picollo from Dragon Ball would use, if he was a civil rights activist. However, it would be a completely ineffective move, since actual power is required to use an attack in Dragon Ball, and civil rights are nonexistent in the universe.

Piccolo: Civil Rights Beam Cannon!
Civil Rights Beam Cannon: *does nothing*

by WhyMyPPsmall April 13, 2019

Thou favored relative art homophobically curious

If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.

Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018