WhyMyPPsmall's definitions

Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Dede

Someones alternate personality who tends to be more exciting and all around more fun to be around than the actual person

Dede says no, Dede get’s what she wants. Therefore, Dede gets her man Willis

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Civil Rights Beam Cannon

An attack Picollo from Dragon Ball would use, if he was a civil rights activist. However, it would be a completely ineffective move, since actual power is required to use an attack in Dragon Ball, and civil rights are nonexistent in the universe.

Piccolo: Civil Rights Beam Cannon!
Civil Rights Beam Cannon: *does nothing*

by WhyMyPPsmall April 13, 2019

Chord

pronounced with a “ch” sound, a person who does something unexusable in the presence of other people

Taryn: Oh boy let me answer this math problem
Lyndsey: That’s the wrong problem you stupid chord

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Big Wibba

A Big Nibba, but of the caucasian skin color. Often much less ganger and less terrifying.

Ayyo big wibba, you require sustainence?

by WhyMyPPsmall April 13, 2019