WhyMyPPsmall's definitions

The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

Undisclosed Information

When you or a friend’s girlfriend asks a question that is better off being unanswered to her, you speak of it as undisclosed information, preventing you or your friend the emotional stress of her knowing while simultaneously not lying to her face.

Tanner: Oh man your totally gonna give it to her at Prom
Jaylah: What is he going to do?
Logan: I will undisclosed this undisclosed information at undisclosed place during undisclosed time period.
Jaylah: Goddamnit

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Tanner

An individual who is oddly hilarious while simultaneously being near unlovable, driving all people, especially females, away while being an all around horrible human being.

Man, I feel bad for Tanner, he seems sad and unloved.
Don’t feel bad it’s Tanner
Oh yea

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017