predictation

Measuring in ones mind the size of their sexual partners dick before it is presented.

After realizing how accurate her predictation was, Emily could not wait to have Johns cock inside her.

by Care-bare January 14, 2018

preciousaurus

Someone who is enormously precious.

Person: So... what do you think about Harrison?
Other Person: Aww, he's such a preciousaurus!

by spicyfries October 28, 2009

Predictive mask

Sometimes, when someone is being more of a gimp than just a gimp, they recieve a gimp mask! ( see gimp mask, wearing, applcation etc )

Sometimes, they will occasionally recieve of a predictive mask though.

if you are walking along a corridor and the person in front is a gimp, or has said something gimp-like recently, as you approach a turn in the corridor, you make a noise " shhhhh " then when that person turns the corner, you shout " hrrrrrr " thus predicting a gimp mask was waiting for them round that corner, and has now applied itself to their face.

Again, like with space masks, if the person in front predicts this mask is coming, they can " bat " it away in time. by holding an imaginary bat, and hitting the imaginary mask before it is applied, therefore the applicator then gets the mask!

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: *turns corner*
Boy 2: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Boy 1: oh fuck! predictive gimp mask...game over

Or

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "Shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: Turns corner, and bats away mask!
Boy 2: Oh fuck! now ive got the predictive mask :(

by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009

predigital

No longer current or in fashion, out-of-date, faded, aged.

But darling, those trousers are so last year, so predigital.

by rperazag August 16, 2010

Predicure

The act of buffing and generally tidying up ones feet prior to a pedicure, due to sheer embarrassment over their state.

Dude, I was so embarrassed by the state of my hoofs, I gave myself a predicure before my appointment

by Melloro January 7, 2011

Precious Joe

Probably a virgin about 5 feet in height. Loves to fish and hunt.

Look at Precious Joe and his cute little self.

by Bi9 Dicl< n199@ October 14, 2011

Predictament

1. n. A bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance.

2. n. An unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway.

Dammit, I knew I would end up in this predictament.

by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012