McTominay FC

Rents in Manchester are very high so these kind people let Donny van de Beek live in their heads rent free.

Look another slander tweet about VDB, McTominay FC have slandered Donny more times than McTominay has accurate passes.

by Teemu Werner May 7, 2021

banter FC

a term which football fans make fun of a top club that lost to a club that's on the bottom of the table in a league or used as a term for which a club is in it's downfall era(banter era)

Noah: BRUV! did you watch the game this afternoon where liverpool lost to bournemouth??

Oliver: Yeah I did, Liverpool's the real banter fc. Their fans should really stop making fun of man united fans 😆

by Frift March 11, 2023

Liverpool FC

A Bunch of thieving wankers from the Merseyside who can't win a premier league title. Known to all outside of Analfield as Scouse bastards.

Mate, You know Liverpool FC are coming to the East End?" "Oh shite, better lock up the house and the motor, thieving scouse bastards!

by Uptheirons2012 July 1, 2011

banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace!
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

by jimmythelord September 22, 2020

Toronto FC

A truly terrible Football (Soccer) team based in Toronto. They have great fans who deserve a better team. The only way is up for them.

Did you catch the Toronto FC game last night? Unfortunately, yes.

by Dwayne De Rosario March 8, 2013

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Nogels FC

A growing FIFA pro clubs team founded in Manchester, England in 2018. Consisting of James, Will, Karl, Billy, Luke, Ben and our any Dec. Beating teams and winning titles since 2018⚽️

James is a cracking player for Nogels FC, he’s definitely one to watch this season!

by TheChairmanHimself August 25, 2020