When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.
by candon September 7, 2005
Get the sticky knobmug. When you do everything leading up to sex but not the actual deed itself - like turning the knob of a door but not ever actually opening it.
Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.
Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.
Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.
by bloppityblopblop February 18, 2015
Get the Turning the knobmug. A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022
Get the Office knobmug. Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.
by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009
Get the Knobbing Offmug. A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.
A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021
Get the liquor knobmug. The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Knob Dobmug. by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018
Get the elevator knobmug.