night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

happs

is someone who is over happy

your sister has when the lottery and she is getting all happs.

by kimmy May 13, 2005

New Hampshire

A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.

New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.

by Trev January 28, 2004

HAPS

Homie Assisted Power Steering. While driving, you need your homie to grab the steering wheel for you in certain occasions. It's really easy to ask for help, just say HAPS yo.

(Driving, and hitting a bowl, or blunt, or bong)

-"Yo Scott, lemme get some HAPS."

~"Werd niggah."

Makes life much easier, enjoy.

by Spoon0313 October 26, 2005

Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

Hopscotching

Using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit.

Daisychaining your trip by checking in at several stations over the course of one bicycle rental time.

I'm hopscotching from Southwest DC to get to Rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes! I'll check in at the Kennedy Center.

by BikesterDC March 14, 2011