Trev's definitions

Coulrophobia

fear of clowns

i have Coulrophobia ever since i was raped by a clown

by trev March 6, 2004

Baylus

One who excessively get owned in the face by Dutchmen; is rarely seen without its cache of cheeto puffs or at least some orange residue on the fingers.

Man, Haz, you are so much cooler than that Baylus.

by Trev February 16, 2005

m00b

A common typo of n00b

Omg you're such a m00b!

by Trev January 21, 2005

flens

From Swedish, meaning dick-ckeese. You know, that yellow stuff on your cock.

Man, there's a lot of flens on my dick. I knew I should've cleaned my penis at least once a year.

by Trev January 17, 2005

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

by Trev November 19, 2003

fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.

That fucking FB stole my Jaffa Cakes.

by Trev October 3, 2003

gadge

As kids we used it in the sense of caretaker on a building site, we'd be going around looking for mischief

Watch out the gadge's comin!

by trev November 10, 2003