Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode
fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong
by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
by big eazzzy May 22, 2008
