Hersheys Handjob

When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
by USPFCMC September 06, 2023
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testicle handjob

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode
fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong
by anyone but fatass randy January 15, 2008
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reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.
"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
by psychosocialpseudonyms November 25, 2015
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Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!
by Darryl X. July 28, 2008
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Fancy Handjob

When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea
by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013
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Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.
Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.
by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010
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russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
by big eazzzy May 21, 2008
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