tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020

literallypadfoot

literallypadfoot is a wonderful tiktoker and i am very proud to be their mutual. she makes very funny tiktoks and is obsessed with fictional dead gay furries who did magic in the 70s.

one cool person: “i love literallypadfoot they’re so funny.”

another cool person: “omg same she’s the best.”

by hellopadfoot September 3, 2021

Legiterally

The form of legit and literally. Used to describe something that is literally and verifiably legit a specific way.

Yo, Conor. I legiterally banged that girl so hard last night. She squirted so much.

by URBAN USERRR June 17, 2018

chills, literal chills

The sentence said by Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine ( Jake makes the criminals sing )

It is better than original version lol jk

Jake : Now number five!
Criminal 5 : I never wanna hear you say
All : I want it that way
Jake : Ahh chills, literal chills

That girl : It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Jake : oH mY GoD, I forgot that part.

by noobies97 October 5, 2019

Literal Video

A Youtube genre parodying music videos by singing literally what's on the screen rather than the lyrics over the original music.

I just watched the literal video version of Total Eclipse of the Heart on you tube. It was so funny I almost peed my pants.

by gregounours July 28, 2009

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

Literal Legend

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021