Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required.
Shit, I'm gonna perform a textbook jazzercize exercise by running a coltrane all up my lavish member. I'm gonna rub my cannonballs to some Cannonball Adderlay
by Ridiculon May 24, 2009
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Proceed to jack off.
Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.
Proceed to jack off.
Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.
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jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.
by blinky January 11, 2004
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2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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by Gregory K October 5, 2007
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