cannonballs

An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.

The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.

cannonballs by J.P. Shepherd September 17, 2007

unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Diglett Cannonballs

Diglett Cannonball(s) is a slang term for the word "mulberry", specifically referring to the fruit produced from the plant belonging to the Morus genus of the Moraceae family.

This term is thought to have originated from individuals misidentifying photos and artistic interpretations of mulberries for clusters of cannonballs in the shape of the Pokémon, Diglett.

"How was I supposed to know that was a mulberry? It looked like Diglett Cannonballs."

"That bush is full of either emo raspberries or Diglett Cannonballs."
"Babe don't be nervous to meet my family, my mom makes a great Diglett Cannonball Salad!"

Diglett Cannonballs by mr1898 July 10, 2025

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.

Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*

Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012

Cum Cannonball 

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

Cum Cannonball by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

cannonball 

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".

cannonball by Nick D November 23, 2004

Cannonball Run 

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record

Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.

Cannonball Run by karrot January 6, 2009