Hoot

Singular form of hooters or hoots, referring to a woman’s breasts.

I was shooting my airsoft last night, and I shot my wife in her right hoot!

by EverythingBoobs March 16, 2022

Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

hoot

it’s just a small hit on someone else’s vape/dab pen

hey johnny, can i get a hoot?

by Axelmycat March 1, 2021

Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

hoot

a vape

can i hit your hoot

by hippowatermelon360 September 22, 2025

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 9, 2025

Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!

Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!

by Zargothrax Did Nothing Wrong May 7, 2024