gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

GOPVNK

Artist based in El Paso, originally called GIOPVNK.

#Gopvnk is a liberating hashtag

by GOPVNK January 23, 2023

Goptus

Final destination after taking a zyn

“Whoa buddy is literally about to enter Goptus after taking that last zyn”

by Poopsnitch69 March 25, 2023

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game

She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her

by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020

gopherocious

as ferocious as the Minnesota mascot

The rodent infestation was gopherocious

by the Head Gopher September 19, 2004

gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

GoPro Douche

A phrase that describes someone who acts like a GoPro camera is following them wherever they go. To them their life is so much more awesome than yours. Their vocabulary consists of hyperbolic poser slang such as: "juiced", "stoked", "gnarly", "hairy", "treacherous" and "amped".

Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass

That story you told me about the "hairy" BASE jumping/cave dive is really starting to make me think you're a GoPro Douche.

by Critical Dolphin July 27, 2015