You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
by Brucester September 1, 2006
Get the zaffle mug.Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
by Staffy August 20, 2007
Get the Zoffle mug.a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
by JPnEB August 24, 2008
Get the Arnold Ziffel mug.when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
Get the zuffle mug.Zaffel is an extraordinary creature from another planet. He is the creator of the universe. Seen in many movies, such as The Odyssey, he appears to have a white face and big black eyes. Most of his sitings, he has been dancing along side young boys. No one knows why he is here, or how he came to earth. I would personally like him to go home. He has bothered my friends and me many times. If you see this "alien", quickly find the camera and take a picture, he is a rare site. Beware of Zaffle.
"What the hell is Zaffle?"
by Bobby Portsmith May 22, 2005
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