Take a Picture

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!

We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.

by Jack Dreesen May 26, 2004

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 22, 2019

taking your picture

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.

Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011

Take His Picture

To kill, murder, assassinate, someone.

I got 25 cent for you to take his picture.

by J Willa November 11, 2005

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

take his picture

To shot someone. Not necessarily leading to death.

Yo i got some problems i need you to take this mans picture.

by Robert March 18, 2005

Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!

A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.

Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"

by therealchronicles February 16, 2020