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Wonderbread Smile 

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.
Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.
You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."
Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.
wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004

wonderbra 

The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.
"Nice rack, girl!"

"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~

"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"
wonderbra by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.
I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.
Wonderbrow by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

Wonderfacky 

1. Having or displaying wonderful and wacky qualities.

Unlike other portmanteau words such as guesstimate and fantabulous, that make you sound like you’re just too dumb to know which word to use, Wonderfacky conveys two distinctive qualities in one ginormous word.

Empirical proof for wonderfacky being a great portmanteau word is discovered when one says the word aloud. (say it now) see what I mean? Even though it's not a “dirty word”-- it totally sounds like one. Right? This makes it hilarious and valuable. See Zorse, Diabesity, and Spork.
It's literally raining pizza outside, which should be horrible, but it's not even messy, and it's really good quality chicago-style pizza, floating down slowly in the cardboard boxes with the "Pizza Map of Italy" on it.... This is the most wonderfacky situation ever, Steve Curry!
Wonderfacky by CoachC19 September 25, 2010