Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.

I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.

Wonderbrow by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

wonderbread by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

Wonderboy And Young Nasty Man 

KG (Kyle Gass) and JB (Jack Black)'s alter ego. When Wonderboy And Young Nasty Man joined forces, Tenacious Dwas formed.

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D.

Wonderboy And Young Nasty Man by JoRaPi May 4, 2004

wonderboy 

A term used for endearment. What a girlfriend calls her boyfriend. A girl will call you wonderboy because she cares about you & she believes you can do anthing. You may be flawed, but she still sees you as her hero.

Girl: Hey Wonderboy

Boy: What up Pincess!? :)
Girl: :)

wonderboy by SillyBrunette April 20, 2012

wonderbra 

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

wonderbra by bigtones July 12, 2007

Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

Stale Wonderbread by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018