Morbidia's definitions

Mountain Dew

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.

by Morbidia July 19, 2008

poser

A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.

1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"

2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"

3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"

4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"

5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."

by Morbidia July 18, 2008

cutter

Generally a freshman or sophomore girl in high school who dresses in all black and claims that they're "gothic", even if they've never heard of any gothic bands such as Bauhaus, Clan Of Xymox, etc. They tend to think that bands such as Marilyn Manson and Slipknot are goth. They cut themselves for attention, and they usually cut on the wrong side of their arm to make it more noticable. Generally wear T-shirts so you can see the scars, but cover them up when they get home.

1. Stupid Freshman: "Oh my god, Jackie cut herself again because her boyfriend didn't call her back last night!"

Mature Junior: "Who cares?"

2. Jackie smiled as she cut herself one night and said, "Haha, now my boyfriend will HAVE to love me!"

by Morbidia July 18, 2008

junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.

Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.

by Morbidia July 16, 2008

Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.

Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians!

by Morbidia July 15, 2008

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

love pictures

Pictures found under the definition of "love" in Urban Dictionary. Usually they're of disgusting couples making out, and in a few months from now they'll be broken up and wondering why they EVER posted those butt-ugly photos on UD.

Gross, I did NOT want to see that acne-faced couple making out. I think I'd rather eat my own vomit.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005