Morbidia's definitions

high school drama

You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.

Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.

Score.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.

Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians!

by Morbidia July 15, 2008

attention whore

The fat girl at school who dyes her hair neon pink and purple, wears pink and purple fishnet, talks as loud as she can, eats as much as she can, and says "hi" to everybody, even people who hate her. Never shuts up about the fact that she has a pool in her backyard, and cries when there's nobody around to talk to.

Wow, that fat girl is really annoying. What an attention whore.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

VFL

"Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.

Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

sophomore

One who thinks just because they're a year older than freshman, that means they're "the shit". Generally just as whiney and immature as a freshman.

Sophomore Lisa: Hey guys, I'm a sophomore now! Aren't these new freshman like, TOTALLY annoying!?

Seniors James & Miranda: Uh... We'll be over here...

by Morbidia June 2, 2005