Morbidia's definitions

Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.

Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians!

by Morbidia July 15, 2008

attention whore

The fat girl at school who dyes her hair neon pink and purple, wears pink and purple fishnet, talks as loud as she can, eats as much as she can, and says "hi" to everybody, even people who hate her. Never shuts up about the fact that she has a pool in her backyard, and cries when there's nobody around to talk to.

Wow, that fat girl is really annoying. What an attention whore.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

high school drama

You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.

Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.

Score.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

teenage angst

A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.

Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"

Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

jock

The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.

There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.

1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!

by Morbidia June 2, 2005