tofu

TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.

It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!

by Brick Wall December 26, 2004

tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

by StatenIslander November 20, 2007

tofu

fake chicken aka padding to a bra

what are you today? uber tofo!

by just call me blond January 18, 2005

tofu

WAT? it tastes good in the cubes wit the miso soup tho....
Its bean curd.

"i am strange so i lik the tofu cubes in the miso soup"

by J.Lew July 03, 2003

tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

by red_beard_neo December 22, 2003

tofu

Too Old For yoU
also known as to4u
often used in response with asl

guy: asl?
girl: 13 f ny u?
guy: tofu

by penguin3647 February 08, 2009

tofu

An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)

Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu

by bill schloot April 07, 2006