Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021
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1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"
2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."
3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.
2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."
3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.
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Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.
"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"
by NadoBubble May 20, 2008
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"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
by schrameklover February 9, 2019
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by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017
Get the schramming mug.The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
by Chugwhump July 7, 2005
Get the Schrammed mug.Quite possibly the best sport in the world. If you like Soccer you will love Schlammball. It is soccer on steroids. Each end of the field has three goals. Catching and throwing the ball is permitted, but no running with the ball. Lots of scoring equals lots of action for players and spectators.
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