Jess: “Wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”

Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”