Schramrod

The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.

1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"

2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."

3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.

Schramrod by TMW-DT December 14, 2010

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Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

Schrammed by Chugwhump July 7, 2005