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Quantum of Phallus

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.
I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009
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Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.
He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.
by HanTzu November 5, 2010
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Phallocrat

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.
You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!
by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011
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phallyn

She is a beautiful girl she has very pretty hair most likely to have brown or blonde hair she is a very kind person you may think she is wierd at first but when you get to know her that weirdness turns into laughter and excitement . She cares about others more then herself and she loves pets
Hey aspen :”did you hear about that Phallyn girl she seems nice”

Aspen:”yeah I did she’s a really nice person
by Hola ominous November 25, 2019
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phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.
Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!
by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001
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phallus fromage

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma
The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.
by BzzMxn January 24, 2019
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Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world
Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him
by D Flawless June 7, 2018
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