andy milonakis

Internet sensation turned MTV comedy star. Gained first notariety with his "The Superbowl is Gay" netvid. Supposedly 13-or-so years old, but is actually documented by IMDb and various other entertainment industry sources to have been born in January 1979. Critics and net-based gossipers have linked his babyfaced appearance to a hormonal disorder, and his juvenile humor to insanity and/or general douchebagishness.

Dude, I can't believe Andy Milonakis beat out that Leigh kid for the MTV gig. He's so wicked stupid... AND like 27 years old!

by JAGvox August 7, 2005

andy milonakis

Andy Milonakis is a 27 Year Old man.
He suffers from hormone disfunction, and looks and sounds like a 10 year old child. Andy uses his disorder to produce comedy. He has his own show on MTV, full of random humor. He got his start over the internet with random home made movies.

Random Guy: Nice wheather we have been havin-
Andy: Yeah! I was just about to say that.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.

Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.

by Socata January 13, 2008

balls mclongcock

From the movie After School Special, referring to a man of long penile proportions.

Bill is totally packing Balls McLongcock.

by MrDallasMan February 5, 2008

milorgasm

An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.

Girl 1: I so totally had a milorgasm when watching Heroes today.
Girl 2: ZOMG me too! He's so hawt.

by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008

andy milonakis

A 29, yes, 29 year old guy from NYC that has appeared on the man show, and now has his own show on MTV. It might seem he is about 12, but he isn't. He was born in 1976. In real life, he is a drug addict and a real asshole.

Andy: "when life hands me lemons, i make beef stew!"

by Gina August 3, 2005

andy milonakis

after many hours of googling "andy milonakis" and getting past all of the MTV jumble on the first page, i came across a USA TODAY article that included an interview with Andy explaining about a disorder that he has, "a growth hormone thing" said milonakis.

He has no physical disablities other than that fact that he can pull off being a middle school kid. In truth, he is a 27 year old network administrator for a consulting firm.

If you simply look around online, click a link here and there, you will find the truth.

When asked his age in an interview, he responded "somewhere between 10 and 30".

Andy Milonakis is actually 27.

by Tyler K. August 25, 2005