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Matěj Olda Pavlištík

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC
Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022
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crackhead math

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.
You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math
by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009
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anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.
"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
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Math fab Mathonwy

The evilest god ever.
Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.
by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020
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napkin math

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.
"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".
by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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Mahjabeen

noun. adjective.

In Urdu this name means "pretty like the moon".

In Arabic the name means "strong".
Her name is Mahjabeen.

She is so beautiful! She is mahjabeen!

She is not weak and won't bow down so easily. She is mahjabeen!
by Alfa Alfa October 21, 2010
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math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021
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