jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 June 29, 2008

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

Jizznog

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

Jizzin

To be cool, badass, or down right sexy. An action resulting with salty juice to magically shoot out of your wang.

That bitch is "jizzin"


Im "jizzin", oh yeaa

by TheJerBear April 16, 2009

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

Jizznast

A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.

Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.

by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012

jizzunctivitis

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

by x0rz February 8, 2010