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Fuckness

She said Brad Pitt wasn't her " type" what fuckness!
by Kèta October 5, 2013
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fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
by alan January 22, 2004
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fuckineyetee

(fuckin I.T.)
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
worker1: Fuckineyetee!! Goddamit!!
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...
by naknumm March 6, 2008
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fuckonade

Something you drink while your having sex
Bob: come on baby let's have some fuckonade
by Jtrapper November 14, 2016
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fucknesia

Adj. The condition in which you forget who, where, and how you fucked. (Most common in drunk ass fucks.)
"We fucked before??? damn, I must have fucknesia." or "I must have fucknesia cause I don't remember nutting on your ear???"
by I forgot...Fucknesia! June 13, 2004
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Fuckness

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
by James Pollack August 19, 2008
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