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The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
worker1: Fuckineyetee!! Goddamit!!
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...
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"We fucked before??? damn, I must have fucknesia." or "I must have fucknesia cause I don't remember nutting on your ear???"
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Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."
2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."
2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."
Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."
2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"
Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."
John: "So you'd bang?"
Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."
Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."
2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"
Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."
John: "So you'd bang?"
Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
by James Pollack August 19, 2008
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