leobot

Law Enforcement Officer - Robot

The type of cop that displays robot-like characteristics. They do not display any emotion, and lack the basic skills of human interaction.
I saw a bunch of squad cars outside and asked the cop what was going on. He looked at me with a blank stare while fidgeting with his holstered pistol. Leobots are scary...why are they allowed to have guns?
by naknumm May 15, 2008
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CHP

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.
Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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tae

Mom...dad, this is my Tae.
by naknumm May 31, 2007
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erectile malfunction

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 08, 2007
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La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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tangina

Filipino slang for "Excuse me". It's use is most appropriate during meals.
Tangina everybody, I have an announcement...
Tangina waiter, is our food ready?
by naknumm May 31, 2007
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Bacolod

A city in the Philippines, about an hour's flight south of the capital,Manila.
Home to lots of beautiful women & friendly people. The climate there is less humid and a lot more comfortable than Manila.
Unfortunately it also has the dubious distinction of the only Philippine city that repeatedly elects a fudgepacking mayor.
I went to Bacolod city last year and their mayor,Bing, asked if he could blow me. I told the faggot to fuck off and left.
by naknumm September 06, 2007
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