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Visayan Daily Star

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
by naknumm September 7, 2007
mugGet the Visayan Daily Starmug.

automag

A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD).
The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers back in the mid 90's. The widespread acceptance of electronic guns resulted in the Mag's decline.
However, due to it's quality and reliability, the Automag still retains a small but loyal following.
My automag is built like a tank...not like that made-in-China Smart Parts garbage.
by naknumm February 7, 2008
mugGet the automagmug.

Bacolod

A city in the Philippines, about an hour's flight south of the capital,Manila.
Home to lots of beautiful women & friendly people. The climate there is less humid and a lot more comfortable than Manila.
Unfortunately it also has the dubious distinction of the only Philippine city that repeatedly elects a fudgepacking mayor.
I went to Bacolod city last year and their mayor,Bing, asked if he could blow me. I told the faggot to fuck off and left.
by naknumm September 6, 2007
mugGet the Bacolodmug.

La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
mugGet the La Conchitamug.

wiiplay

The replay of your winning move in a Wii game, like tennis.
I dont wanna keep watching the wiiplay whenever you win. Please hit the "a" button to stop it.
by naknumm September 8, 2007
mugGet the wiiplaymug.

shart

The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
by naknumm May 31, 2007
mugGet the shartmug.

Saigon Noodle House

A Vietnamese restaurant in Goleta, California.
The food isn't great, but the waitresses have nice boobies, which is all that matters.
Saigon Noodle House: Come for the food, stay for the boobs.
by naknumm August 30, 2007
mugGet the Saigon Noodle Housemug.

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