Definitions by naknumm

leobot 

Law Enforcement Officer - Robot

The type of cop that displays robot-like characteristics. They do not display any emotion, and lack the basic skills of human interaction.

I saw a bunch of squad cars outside and asked the cop what was going on. He looked at me with a blank stare while fidgeting with his holstered pistol. Leobots are scary...why are they allowed to have guns?

leobot by naknumm May 15, 2008

fuckineyetee 

(fuckin I.T.)
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.

worker1: Fuckineyetee!! Goddamit!!
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...

fuckineyetee by naknumm March 6, 2008

effin 

How to say the word "fucking" in front of young children, so they don't echo your potty mouth.

me: That effin George Bush is talking on TV again!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!

effin by naknumm February 22, 2008

automag 

A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD).
The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers back in the mid 90's. The widespread acceptance of electronic guns resulted in the Mag's decline.
However, due to it's quality and reliability, the Automag still retains a small but loyal following.

My automag is built like a tank...not like that made-in-China Smart Parts garbage.

automag by naknumm February 7, 2008

gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

gloin by naknumm February 4, 2008

hobama 

What the administration would be called if Hillary was elected & Obama was her vice president.

I wish Obama will win so we dont have a Hobama administration.

hobama by naknumm February 3, 2008

victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...

1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...

victoria's secret by naknumm February 1, 2008