Filipino slang for "Excuse me". It's use is most appropriate during meals.
Tangina everybody, I have an announcement...
Tangina waiter, is our food ready?
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.
2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.
2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
How to say the word "fucking" in front of young children, so they don't echo your potty mouth.
me: That effin George Bush is talking on TV again!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!
This is Filipino slang for:
noun: nutsack, balls
Adj: nutsack, balls
It's so damn hot out there my betlog is sweaty.
Efren get to work you fucking betlog!
An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.
Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag
mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!