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leobot

Law Enforcement Officer - Robot

The type of cop that displays robot-like characteristics. They do not display any emotion, and lack the basic skills of human interaction.
I saw a bunch of squad cars outside and asked the cop what was going on. He looked at me with a blank stare while fidgeting with his holstered pistol. Leobots are scary...why are they allowed to have guns?
by naknumm May 15, 2008
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there she is

A meaningless phrase used by adult(?) male Hispanics in Santa Barbara, California. It is mainly used to greet each other as well as annoy passers-by.
Waldo: There she is! EEE!
John: Who are you talking to?
Waldo: I'm talking to you old man! EEE!
John: Dumbass. No me chingas!
Hector: There she is! EEE!
Waldo: EEE! Ha ha ha! EEE!

Non-Hipanic: What the fuck?? ::Scratches head::
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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errorist

Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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scurlocked

This happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. When you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. Thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. Shame on you.
Guy1: Fuck I was so high last nite I ended up with Fannie. I tried to leave but got scurlocked!
Guy2: Ahh sorry to hear that, dude. Theres some Lysol over there.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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CHP

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.
Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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Carpinteria

Small coastal town in Southern California with a nice beach.
Has ridiculously overpriced housing. Population wise, it has an above average ratio of assholes to normal people.
Also known as the left armpit of SoCal.
Carpinteria is such a backward town. Glad I got out of that shitful place.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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