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fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.
"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007
n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.
Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!
Cuntonese by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011
commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.
For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"
Cockonest by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Tampon bay cuckineers

Playful banter when insulting/ smack talking the Tampa bay Buccaneers. Used to insult the fuck out of the Buccaneers, usually used when talking to a friend who roots for them.
Friend 1: You hear Pam's dad likes tampon bay
Friend 2: really? The fuckin tampon bay cuckineers?

Cuckinese 

"*blank* Western nation should open its borders because a thousand years ago they oppressed *blank*!"

"You can't just go giving handouts to people, unless it's Israel. Then there's no end to the aid we can give them because they're our greatest ally"

Me: "There you go speakin' Cuckinese again, faggot"
Cuckinese by SpermDonor January 1, 2019
Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand
Cuntonese by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010