cunthost

A human that is a "host" of a cunt. (ie, a female)

I hate walking through these halls in the morning. All the stupid cunthosts stop and talk and get in my way!

by Joshua C October 20, 2006

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude July 2, 2015

cunttosser

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

The Appomattox Courthouse

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008

cathouse

Whore house
Also a club in Glasgow which sold out.

The cathouse used to be good now it's pish.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014