celldweller

Band formed by Klayton (aka Klay Scott). In the self titled debut album he recorded all the instruments and male vocals. He later assembled a full band for touring. Thier sound is best described as "all over the map" (in a good way!) Their style goes from metal to techno to electronic to acoustic and almost, but not quite to country. Their album has sold quite well despite being an indie band. The album can be found on celldweller.com or on iTunes, but some music stores now carry it. Definately worth searching for.
"What is that music you're listening to?"
"It's CellDweller man, you should check it out."
"I sure think it's keen!"
by PeaTearGriffin April 11, 2005
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launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."
Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."
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cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.
I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!
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sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
by PeaTearGriffin November 13, 2005
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wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
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Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
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noob school bus

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.
Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.
by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005
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