cockoon

noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."

Perhaps one day a butterfly.

Tanner Smith doesn't shower. Therefore, he has a cockoon.

by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009

cockphone

A phone or cellular device, specifically in a cock/dick shape, used to communicate with your spouse whilst pleasuring yourself.

Can you here me? I'm calling you with my -FUCK- Cockphone.

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by FriedBiscuitMuncherSabbath June 14, 2016

Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

Cockspooning

When a couple are spooning & the man behind lies with his cock inserted in his partners vagina or anus.

" I love cockspooning with my girlfriend, I just put my cock inside her & let it soak while we fall asleep!"

by Crixxus June 2, 2020

cockpoo

When you do anal and get poo on your cock

Was there cockpoo last night?

by Bofbof May 26, 2022

cockpoop

mmm yes i'd love to eat some cockpoop today
*referring to a dish made by my family*

Wow i would love some cockpoop made by my father

by thewisedman February 22, 2023

Cockporn

The adult version of popcorn. Cockporn is for adults, popcorn is for children.

Aizawa: “Hey Mic can you pass the cockporn?”
Mic: “Sure!”

Deku: “Can you pass the popcorn?”
Aizawa: “sure thing!”

by Sassyzawa December 5, 2023