scum of the north east. typically sporting the latest "trakkie B's" , Rockport boots and Berghaus jacket. Males usually wear fake burberry baseball cap at 45 degree angle, females prefer to sport the charva fringe acheived by curling the fringe around a coke can and laquering with half a can of hair spray. Charvas can often be found in most places, particular street corners and parks drinking their "tinnies" and bellabrusco or any cheap drink ending in brusco. Both sexes prefer to drape themselves in cheap jewellery and can often be seen smoking their favourite tabs lambert and butlers whilst shouting "way aye yee mug" or "you daft c*nt"
by DJ MILLA December 11, 2003
charvas are a group of limited intellect teenagers who are commonly seen in bus shelters urinating themselves after a night on streets, running away from policemen because they have spent a whole £2 on a litre of cider they do not want to risk getting poured out. they are the lowest form of life and are not worth paying tax for! tax for the slapper mothers at 17 to go on the dole beeing able however with extra drug money they earn beeing able to buy hideous earings and tacky tracksuits for their foul mouthed children to wear regardless of the astrocity it will bring. we hope one day to devise a cure for the charvas who give the northeast a bad name.
by kayleigh + holly January 29, 2004
These objects of vermin should be removed from society! They do not wash, ever! they wear tracksuit bottoms with shoes (rockies). sweater shop jumpers, wen its boiling and berghaus skiing jackets (wots all that about)!! sovreign rings(at least 6 each hand, more gold than BA sum of them, every other wprd is fcuk! i hate them with a passion...plus one of the bitches stabbed my mate in the bak, 2 wks ago just missin his spine...pack of bastards, the lot of them!
'u lookin at my lass! y daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft cunt, al knok y oot!'
'd ye na who i am?? ..... er no! but am sure ya gonna tell me! nob head.
'd ye na who i am?? ..... er no! but am sure ya gonna tell me! nob head.
by charva-hater October 22, 2003
The word is CHARVA and they're from NEWCASTLE (and/or anywhere around the North East of England). The word ISN'T CHAV and they did not originate in The Sun or in Essex. Chavs have only just became publisised. Charvas have exisited in Newcastle for YEARS. (Especially in metro stops past North Shields)
by Mikay February 18, 2005
They Like the monkey and laugh gAY. Stripey jumpers too and fuckin rockports and bobby burberry!!
They have buckets and drink hairy.(Cider to normal people.)
They have buckets and drink hairy.(Cider to normal people.)
They Say:-
*Get ya Rat oot!"
*Do Your Rip!"
*Ya Raji!!"
*Buzz'in on a E"
*Oi Oi"
*Giddy Hurp!"
*Ya daaaftey"
*Hoo man!"
*Lend a Snout"
*Lend iz 10 pence"
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*Get ya Rat oot!"
*Do Your Rip!"
*Ya Raji!!"
*Buzz'in on a E"
*Oi Oi"
*Giddy Hurp!"
*Ya daaaftey"
*Hoo man!"
*Lend a Snout"
*Lend iz 10 pence"
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by Bobby Burberry November 05, 2003
I generally see charvas strutting round in newcastle wearing: tog 24 jackets, gold loop earrings about the size of a hula hoop, rock ports, and dreadful "gold" chain necklaces of clowns and the like.
"Wot ya think ya's deein?! gannin roond eeaa, a'll ****in' marr ya!" and "ha ya goth the time?!" and throwing in either "ee", "how", "like" or "man" at the end of each sentence.
by me... March 06, 2004
coomon shit heads only out to cause misery and pain....a complete waste of space, a cancer of earth, probably the source of all STDs in the known world. all charvs should die......the world would be so much better without them and the streets would finally be safe to walk at night without the words:who ya lookin at ya daft cunt???or sweaty two comin thru!!!
by Anonymous October 14, 2003