Charvage 

the synonym of the best ship ever

That couple is such a Charvage

Charvage by Cave.Fae November 15, 2021

Chavage 

The act of being a chav which makes the chav feel more like a chav

Oi you, yous a cunt-says the chav feeling like a true chavage

Chavage by Dmslider January 13, 2018

charmageddon 

A name given for the toilet paper hoarding that happened because of the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Charmageddon definition: The action of people buying out stores stock of toilet paper like they will never be able to buy toilet paper ever again.

charmageddon by anonymous April 25, 2020

Charbage 

Charger-Garbage i.e. stickers , flags, jerseys ect.
that charger fans use to "support" there team when they are doing well. then ends up in the trash when Nate Kadeing shanks 3 FGs at home to loose in the playoffs...AGAIN

Look at all these cars they are filled with Charbage... what a disgrace.

Charbage by Cmack79 November 21, 2010

charvae 

The plural term for the Newcastle 'charva', usually the name given to the swine-hordes of morons who make up approximately one half of the native Newcastle population. Their numbers are maintained by the inbreeding of charvae at approx 14 years old, which results in accidental pregnancy and produces the next generation of unwanted children. The prospects of being taught to use their brains, be educated, make a contribution to history, earn money, learn a trade or possess self-esteem are woefully low and means that we all feel sorry for charva under-fives. If they reach 14, then the cycle will repeat itself.

Charvae are distinct even when naked, because of their gaunt appearance and the look of borrowed flesh, hanging loose from their bones due to their peculiar dietary habits which leads them to malnourishment. The charva food-cupboard
comprises tinned hot-dogs, baked beans, pasta'n'sauce (for the posher ones)and may even stretch to a packet of dairylea, all bought in mountainous bulk on giro day from Netto (or maybe Morrisons if they're walking home.) White cider is the chosen beverage, which is taken several times a day at intervals, with class B drugs. Celebratory splash-out meals are had from time to time, when charvae 'get raj' at McDonalds.

Despite being pathetic, doomed losers and non-achievers, creatures that we all wish to help, charvae do have value, as they are walking, breathing examples of the importance of birth control.

'charvae are like larvae, but they can never grow.'

charvae by evelyn wuaghfare November 23, 2003

charvae 

Noun, plural term for the Newcastle charva

'Charvae think they're scary and hard, but in fact they're just very, very, VERY funny' or 'charvae are like larvae, except they don't grow'

charvae by evelyn waughfare November 24, 2003

Chavvage 

A chavvage is the vagage of a chav.

That infant was expelled from it's mother's chavvage near the Seven Eleven last Thursday.

Chavvage by Brandi April 6, 2005