blumage

blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.

Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.

by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009

Bludagon

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.

"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."

by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008

blurgina

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005

blurghing

1. To write, or attempt to write (as the case may be), a comment or express an idea using the English language in an utterly incoherent manner, devoid of all sense and ignoring the basic rules of grammar.
2. Typing on a web forum after drinking half a litre of a caustic chemical which has caused severe brain damage to the typist.

"I saw him drink that bottle Janola, and he started blurghing hard"

by Grandmother Jones July 27, 2008

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 26, 2004

blurbage

Generic, "boilerplate" information (such as hours of operation, directions, fees, etc.)used in press releases and ad copy.

The newspaper needed information on next week's event right away, so I just gave them the usual blurbage.

by Buddy September 28, 2003

Blurgundy

The shade of grellow that is slightly widdershins from ceurelack.

“I just bought a blurgundy sweater on Etsy and man it’s nothing like the listing.”

by IAmTheStanMan November 29, 2018