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Bludagon

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.
"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."
by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008
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Bludgoned

When ones face is particularly unnattractive, while you are thinking their body is sexually arousing you.
Guy 1 - Wow check out this chick i found.

Guy 2 - Dude ! Her face is bludgoned, but her body is aaawwweessomeeee !
by TheDicktionaryCorner January 8, 2010
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