bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

Mitchuation

a situation involving a person named Mitch

Everybody we have a mitchuation! Mitch is puking!

by themitchuation June 28, 2011

Urban Bitchtionary

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.

Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008

titchuation

When you are staring at a girls tits or boobs for long periods of time and you doze out (day dream)

Guy 1: Hey where were you?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was in a "titchuation".

by x average joe x February 22, 2011

Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.

Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.

by D-Roq February 16, 2006

Bitchathon

An angry outburst of complaints that lasts for an extended period of time.

When my mom came home from work she started a bitchathon.

Sweet lord in heaven! That woman is on a bitchathon!

by Death Bunny 69 November 27, 2010

fitchuation

An unspeakable sex act that involves depilatory cream, an enema bag, and a personal grudge.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's popularity from Jersey Shore inspired Abercrombie and Fitch to create a t-shirt that said "The Fitchuation" on it, thus giving us the perfect name for something we have heretofore had to refer to as "you know... *that* thing."

Example: "Bro. breaks down sobbing"

by joeyfresh August 22, 2011